New Seeker Fic: "Kahlan's (Not So) Immaculate Conception" - Pure Crack

[andymcnope]

Happy Birthday, virkatjol! I couldn't send any baked goods to you for private reasons, but I still love you something fierce.

It's an early birthday gift, and it's a SFICCRACKPICSPAM (Special Fic Crack Picspam).

Title: Kahlan's (Not So) Immaculate Conception (Crack Picspam + Fic)
Author: shipperfey

Summary: Read this if you want to know what it's like to

Comments

[virkatjol]

OMG OMG OMG !!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *is ded* ILUH!! LIKE REALLY HARD!! I don't even KNOW MY FAVE PART!! I do know that I have an ICON for this!

Richard saying BRB, HAHHAHAHA

Richard: No, I could never be upset at that. I just feel we're doing things... slightly out of order here.

OMG RICHARD!!! YOU WIN!! HAHAHAHAH

Cara: Do you need me to draw you a picture?

Richard: Maybe later. Not that! The baby. If Kahlan has only been with you... how can she be pregnant? With my child?

HAHAHHAHAHA OH GAWD YOU KILL ME!! KILL ME DED!!!

I LOVED THIS MOAR THEN YOU CAN EVER KNOW!! THANK YOU A MILLION TIIME!! I LOVE YOU!! *bows to your crack genius*

[andymcnope]

HEEEEEE! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WAKING THE CRACK MUSE UP. THE CRACK IS GETTING SPREAD THIN, BUT THERE'S STILL PLENTY TO GO AROUND!

I ♥ you forever!

[virkatjol]

I WILL TAKE NO CREDIT FOR YOUR CRACK, BUT I LOVE IT. YOUR MUSE MUST STAY AWAKENED. I LIKE IT THAT WAY. HEHEH

I <3 YOU FOR ETERNITY, I CAN'T LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT YOU!

[andymcnope]

WHEN YOU SAY "CREDIT FOR THE CRACK" YOU REALLY MEAN BLAME, DON'T YOU?

ILU2. WILL YOU CARRY MY SWORD TIL I AM DONE WITH MY OTHER PICSPAM? I NEED TO GO ON A ~JOURNEY.

[valhallalilly]

OMG. THIS THIS THIS

THE FLASHBACKS AND C/K BEING ALL FLUSTERED IN THE SECOND ONE LOL

... ... ... ........

WIN WIN WIN ILUAT FOR THIS HEE

AND OMG YOU DID NOT JUST USE THE HILT

is soooo ded ilu a little ;)

best crack ever!

[andymcnope]

THE HILT HAS POWERFUL MAGIC! IT HAS BEEN USED BY EVERY SEEKER IN THE PAST THREE THOUSAND YEARS. AND NOW IT HAS GONE WHERE NO MAN HAD GONE BEFORE... NOT ALL THE WAY AT LEAST.

eta ILU2.

[valhallalilly]

OHhhh look I comment again!
There is just no ends to how amazingly funny this I can't get over it. It's even funnier when I'm not exhausted! Like every line is killer. I still love all the caps and captions and seriously this is like the best cracky ficspam ever I want one every week! :D

You win the internets for using the hilt even though I'm so disturbed! LOL AND OMG inside jokes much! AWESOME ON TOAST again.

[andymcnope]

i'm not gonna lie, bb. even my dirty brain saw kahlan fondling that sword and went "omg so wrong. this show is dirty!" so i blame the writers.

i should write them letters.

[relaxjolene]

I haz an icon too! WOO

Anyway, I already told you I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THIS SO HARD.

FAVORITE PARTS ARE:

1:) THE ELLIPSES
2:)Cara: Do you need me to draw you a picture? THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. ESPECIALLY WITH THAT WTF? FACE
3.)Cara: Are you sure? That hilt looks thicker than my agiel. It'll hurt. AND THIS! SOOOO FUCKING MUCH!

ILU FEY!! THIS IS HARDCORE EPIC! YOU WIN.

[andymcnope]

OMG. YOUR ICON = ♥

I so love you too. To death.

[kellychameleon3]

This is AMAZEBALLS!!!

I freaking knew it! I always had my suspicions about the agiel.

[andymcnope]

LOLOLOLOL!

Yes. The agiel has maaaaaany uses.

And thanks, hon!

[firstserve]

Hahaha I LOVE THE FLASHBACKS :D

Powerful magic
I can't help but hear Zedd's voice every time I hear those two words together.

Poor Richard, he didn't even get to do it, Cara did it for him!

[andymcnope]

TY BB!

Cara's so awesome, she impregnated Kahlan with Richard's baby. That's power right there.

And anytime anyone mentions magic, my brain goes to Zedd for the lulz.

[firstserve]

She's certainly dedicated to serving Lord Rahl, gotta give her that.