And today... I was dubbed part of the Holy Trinity of Sarcasm. As well as part of Sarcurity. (And sercurity, but that was sorta besides the point.)

Okay... so, this morning started with a fairly decent laugh.

pixel in a 4runner SUV!!

Gah!!! *shudders* It was actually sorta scary.

I've just been parallel parked!

"The world is lemon sorbet with walnuts."

~ It's hard to deny that it's gotten colder when I have to pull out my leather for the first time. :S
~ While driving at 72mph, the white dotted lines match the beat of "S&M Lovesong" by kidneythieves.
~ 78mph for "Razor Cuts" by Genitorturers
~ I am now part of a full surround sound system.

1) Who ordered Monsoon Season???

2) Will my windshield wipers work long enough for me to drive to and from the grocery store to pick up a loaf of bread?? (I want scrambled egg sandwiches!!!)

I swear.... our house has the Freezer of Random Shit(tm).

*shakes her head*

"It's just Andri' reheated every week."

I'm turning into gold!!!!!

Aridane is trying to turn me into a GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!