(Untitled)

[andrianna]

Help! Save me! Help!

Comments

[whispering_mind]

eep! what do you need?

[andrianna]

Save me from my housemate!! She's going insane!! She wants to drag me off to Ikea!!

[innocent_man]

What, like, in Sweden?

[andrianna]

No, no.... in New Haven!
Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mr_teem]

Eeep?

[andrianna]

J is trying to drag me out of the house to go to..... IKEA!
*runs in fear!*

[mr_teem]

Hurm. Well, it can be dangerous if you bring a credit card. But if you're just accompanying, you could bring a book. Or a hip flask. Or you could imagine naked Swedes lounging around on the minimalist furniture. Or leave small subversive notes inside bowls and drawers.

[andrianna]

"Or leave small subversive notes inside bowls and drawers."

OOOOoOoOoO... I like that one!!! :)

[dirgedoll]

I thought I was going to be saving you from a colony of bricks. But Ikea is far worse.
Have no fear, Captain Obvious is here!
That place is the devil! Stay away!

[andrianna]

I'm trying my hardest, but I think my roommate's will is going to overtake at some point.
Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[garsha]

Oh, I like Ikea! Where else can you get ridiculous looking, uncomfortable and un-aesthetically pleasing furniture and decorative items that you have to put together yourself?

Well, other than Goodwill. And even most of their stuff comes put together - it just falls apart soon after you get home. :)

[andrianna]

But, but, but... it's IKEA!!
*shudders in fear*

[andrianna]

*hrmmm*
*ponderponder*