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1. With absolutely no justification whatsoever, I will pull the assumption out of my hat that there is a single "correct" form of English rules which allow you to write any sentence unambiguously, and assume my readers will go along with this tempting but false premise without proof.
2a. I have found at least one particularly striking example where using an oxford comma is ambiguous, or:
2b. I have found at least one particularly striking example where not using an oxford comma is ambiguous.
3. Therefore my usage is always correct and unambiguous and everyone who disagrees with me is wilfully stupid and destroying the English language.
I think the problem is in #1, not in whether you choose #2a or #2b...
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But since they weren't, I don't actually have anything to say just now.
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Oh and assuming Poe's Law doesn't apply.
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Now, what happens if some of the animals saved because he's converted everyone to vegetarianism turn out to be Nazi cows?!!
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