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philmophlegm August 7 2013, 11:12:17 UTC
Is "Scotland Man" a new superhero? Kind of like a Scottish version of Captain America?

I'm imagining a big bloke with a kilt and a string vest, red hair, a comedy tam o'shanter (see 'international football supporters, Scottish') and an open bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine in one hand and a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer in the other.

"Normally, Hamish MacWhisky is a mild-mannered reporter, but when he eats a deep-fried Mars Bar, he becomes...SCOTLAND MAN!"

His arch-enemy would be the evil Sir Tarquin English-Bastard and he'd have a sidekick called "Wee Man".

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a_pawson August 7 2013, 11:21:44 UTC
For me it's conjured up an image of a kilt-clad Alex Salmond in a lycra outfit with a giant "S" in the middle wielding a claymore. I hate my brain sometimes.

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alitheapipkin August 7 2013, 12:06:52 UTC
And we all hate your brain too for inflicting that on us ;)

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philmophlegm August 7 2013, 12:40:31 UTC
Yeah, that works too!

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gonzo21 August 7 2013, 12:26:32 UTC
Good god, so the fracking company took legal action against two children because they were saying bad things about fracking?

Bloody hell. Talk about something to hide about the environmental impact of fracking if that's the case.

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bart_calendar August 7 2013, 12:29:58 UTC
Can they still watch BSG?

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gonzo21 August 7 2013, 14:09:50 UTC
And will they have teams of trained attack lawyers following them around 24/7 to make sure they don't?

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a_pawson August 7 2013, 14:46:02 UTC
No just a pair of drones equipped with microphones.

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nancylebov August 7 2013, 13:41:33 UTC
I'm not surprised that there's a 10% variation in the length of normal pregnancies. I'm a little surprised that the variation is that small.

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momentsmusicaux August 7 2013, 15:57:18 UTC
You know, I thought the article about the sun was saying, using metaphor, that the Sun newspaper was about to change its party support.

Probably was the use of capitals...

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a_pawson August 7 2013, 20:07:24 UTC
The Sun will always support whichever party is most likely to win the next election.

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octopoid_horror August 7 2013, 17:21:07 UTC
POV porn is already a thing that exists and is pretty popular...

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