... "Your Majesty?" "Yes, secretary? What is it?" "It's the Canadians, ma'm. They want to put out a new coin, with your face on it." "One should hope they did put one's face on it! That's a rule. What's the problem?" "They want it to glow. Is that acceptable?" "Glow! What do they mean?" "Your face would glow in the dark." "What, like a traffic light?" "More like a dinosaur, ma'm." "I didn't think dinosaurs glowed in the dark. One could ask Philip - one thinks he may have shot a few in his younger days." "The dinosaur on the coin will glow, ma'm." "Then the answer's no. One will not have the people of Canada confused between one's royal self and a dinosaur." "Indeed. One is a relic of a long past age with almost no brain, and the other is..." "You're fired!"
Also -- "The reverse side features a portrait of Queen Elizabeth. Her Majesty does not glow in the dark."
Tempting though this coin is, if the Queen's portrait had also featured a glow-in-the-dark skeleton, that would have made the coin an *essential collectible* for me. They should make a note for next time.
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"Your Majesty?"
"Yes, secretary? What is it?"
"It's the Canadians, ma'm. They want to put out a new coin, with your face on it."
"One should hope they did put one's face on it! That's a rule. What's the problem?"
"They want it to glow. Is that acceptable?"
"Glow! What do they mean?"
"Your face would glow in the dark."
"What, like a traffic light?"
"More like a dinosaur, ma'm."
"I didn't think dinosaurs glowed in the dark. One could ask Philip - one thinks he may have shot a few in his younger days."
"The dinosaur on the coin will glow, ma'm."
"Then the answer's no. One will not have the people of Canada confused between one's royal self and a dinosaur."
"Indeed. One is a relic of a long past age with almost no brain, and the other is..."
"You're fired!"
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Tempting though this coin is, if the Queen's portrait had also featured a glow-in-the-dark skeleton, that would have made the coin an *essential collectible* for me. They should make a note for next time.
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