hobbit!Andrew

[andrew_unwells]

It seems that sometime during the night I became separated from Sam and Sméagol. I haven't the faintest clue how this happened or where it is I've ended up. The ring is still with me, thankfully, and somehow I feel blessedly free of its usual weight

Comments

[starofbethlehem]

The book you've stumbled across is enchanted, fair sir! Other people may read what you write, and you may read what other people write. It's quite an interesting little item!

I'm afraid I have no idea where Mordor is, otherwise I would be most happy to help you :(

[andrew_unwells]

Oh! My, how curious. I suppose it's a fair shade better than being alone though.

Thank you for your help all the same, Lady. Even without directions, you've been of great assistance.

[starofbethlehem]

There are plenty of people around sir, you need not worry about being alone.

Oh goodness, I've hardly done anything at all! You are too kind to me ^_^;;

Pardon me for not introducing myself... I am Princess Azmaria Hunnyfae, of the Fairy Kingdom Paradiso. It's lovely to meet you <3 and you would be...?

[andrew_unwells]

Oh! Forgive me, Magisty! I wasn't aware I was speaking to royalty.

My name is Frodo Baggins, of the Shire. I was on a quest with my two companions when I woke up here...

[flamebishonen]

[echoing giggles]

How cute... Such soft-looking skin... and those ears... I want to touch you, darling...

[andrew_unwells]

E-excuse me? I... thank you, I suppose. I really should return to my quest however.

[flamebishonen]

Aw, sweetie... Not even a moment's pause for the promise of absolute out-of-this-world pleasure?

[andrew_unwells]

I-I can't spare even a moment. I'm already so far off course, and so many are counting on me in this!

Though perhaps you might know the way to Mordor?