Link- you.. ungrateful punk... and after ALL I've done for you.

[there's a bunch of scribbles and scratch marks over a paragraph, like he went into an entire rant and decided against leaving it for everyone to see]

Is it so much to ask that you come and visit me once in awhile? It's not like you're doing anything with your life- and don't give me ANY ( Read more... )

Since everyone seems to be able to read what is written in these journals, I suppose this is the best way to send out the notice.Hello? Anyone who can read this ( Read more... )

Wait...this isn't the SecNav's private jet. I'm not in a private jet on the tarmac in an airport in Indiana. This is too wooded to be anywhere I know. And it's all so big ( Read more... )

[ The print is fairly neat and in english- by way of magic switches to whatever language it's supposed to be. ]

You know, being stuck in a forest world was a lot more fun when I was puffin the magic dragon with that old pal of mine. Oh, well. You win some, you lose some.

If any of you happen to run across a blue caterpillar, give me a holler.

Things ( Read more... )

[below is an odd, rune-like text that slowly shifts to a cursive language that is legible in whatever language the reader is most familiar with.]That odd little well seems to be a very compelling and demanding little magic place, doesn't it? No matter how far I go, I find myself turning back and finding it again at the end of the day. I suppose it ( Read more... )

[ the text is originally in simple Japanese, but quickly fades to whatever language you like ]

Dear strange little dream journal,

I just got a few questions.

1. How the hell did I manage to fall asleep in the middle of half-time of the WORLD. FUCKING. CUP. FINAL?! I wasn't THAT tired, I didn't even play the whole fucking first half!

2. Why am I  ( Read more... )

…
This is not my car. Nor is it Texas.
Where the hell am I?

More importantly, where’s my car? Some actually weapons might be nice to, this pig sticker just doesn’t look like it’s gonna cut it.

Sammy?

This is- definitely not where I was. How did a forest get here?

I could have sworn- this is just ridiculous.

I’m getting a little bit more than fed up here. What the hell is going on?

[at first, for anyone who might notice, the font that comes up is foreign and nothing like anyone might have seen before. but after a moment, it fades into a more recognizable language]

This is not Hyrule.

I do not recognize the trees.