WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT!

This place isn't right! This place isn't right or I'll eat my hat! Little girls are not supposed to come waltzing out of my television screen after-- after making me think things like that. I don't even want to talk about this. It's all crap.

I'm gonna go get some coffee.

[Accidental Voice Post]

[crashing noises, accompanied by a steady background static and hoarse, deep-voiced screaming]

They deserved it! Every last ONE of them!

[/Accidental Voice Post]

[ooc: lol, samara'd. Seven days. Huang was just killed via a heart attack after Samara came out of the television. Feel free to find him dead with a ( Read more... )

WHO THE FUCK CALLED MY CELLPHONE? THESE THINGS AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE SERVICE HERE.

YOU'RE PICKING THE WRONG GUY FOR YOUR LITTLE JOKES.

[ooc: lol watch'd. If your char interacts with Huang at all, feel free to notice him becoming increasingly paranoid over the next seven days.]