Five Moans

[anddontbitch]

You know how they say that every vote counts? Yeah. Told myself I didn't care about this shithole's politics, which I didn't, 'til I realized my apathy wasn't nearly as strong as how ticked off I am that Mr. Charming McPureheart is going to have more reasons to plaster his smiling face around

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[not_an_amateur]

I have an extra bed if you need it.

[anddontbitch]

It's--

You--

Thanks for the offer, kid, but I would miss them the opportunity to piss him off too much.

[not_an_amateur]

Are you sure?

[anddontbitch]

If it's still open later, I might go for it. The housepet sheds too much.

You're a pretty dedicated kid, you know that?

[rewindingly]

I always have an extra bed~

1/3

[anddontbitch]

2/3

[anddontbitch]

That's...

3/3

[anddontbitch]

Really way too nice of an offer for a guy like me.

[more_chairs]

I'm watching you.

[anddontbitch]

I can tell.

[more_chairs]

Do you want to know why I'm watching you?

[anddontbitch]

I'm gonna regret this.

...Why?

[contractorly]

Our couch is just fine.

[anddontbitch]

You ain't the one sleeping on it.

[contractorly]

The apartment is rather large, there should be an extra room.

[slightly_knurd]

You'll know for next time.

[anddontbitch]

Assuming any of us is around for next time.

[slightly_knurd]

I plan on sticking around as long as there's a job that needs doing. Can't leave it up to the Prince to handle things on his own.

[anddontbitch]

Sure there are some things he can handle well. Women, for example.