That Meme

[andco]

Stolen from _chibidragon_, one of many memes on trollopfop's to-do list:

Ask a character a question, any question, and they HAVE to answer completely honestly. Have to. It's the meme rule. Even if they'd normally lie, they suddenly have been hit with a truth serum of some kind and must tell the truth.This is NOT a complete list! My headspace is vast and confusing and

Comments

Elena:

[cookiesandhugs]

--has no questions, needs no words--

*hugs a lot*

I'm sorry, my dear.

[radiantsoldier]

*hugs, clings a bit*

Thanks, abuelita.

[cookiesandhugs]

No problem, my dear. It's what I'm here for.

Would you like a cookie?

Syler:

[cookiesandhugs]

Do you like cookies?

[Sylar]

[storyinmypocket]

Why, yes, ma'am, I do!

Especially the oatmeal raisin kind.

Re: [Sylar]

[cookiesandhugs]

Those are tasty, aren't they? Especially if they turn out right and you eat them just after they've cooled. A might chewy, perhaps, but still tasty. Better than oatmeal in a bowl, that's for sure.

[comingupslowly]

Maxie! Hi!

Right, er, a question. Um. Oh! What's our fancy-dancy excuse for the man-eating carousel gonna be this time? :D

[marvelousmax]

Hello sweetie! *MWAH!*

You say that like we expect anyone to survive after the ponies wake up, dear. But as far as body-disposal... We just phone in a report of wild dogs, have some of Fifi's bigger babies run around and look menacing, get my lovely wife in on the action...

That and it's always fun to watch Animal Control go nuts.

And if anyone notices the ponies move a little during business hours... Well, it's just amazing what you can do with animatronics, isn't it?

[comingupslowly]

*HUGS*

Well of course I don't but there's always that one that saw it and ran off. But I love the Animal Control guys. Always so angry and menacing, like they think we're actually afraid of them.

Oh, Fifi's babies! Yay! That big brown one is the scariest, I think.

Oh, daytime's easy, we don't need to worry about that. :) We'll just have to keep 'em well-fed for daytime.

Eric:

[cookiesandhugs]

You're a hero, did you know?

[wineandvenom]

I never expected to be.

[cookiesandhugs]

No true hero ever does. You're one nonetheless.

Get better soon?

[nothingsodivine]

No, seriously, Edward, I gotta ask... You sparkle?

[Edward]

[andco]

Only in direct sunlight. I have no idea how that ever got to be an evolutionary advantage. Strength, speed, immortality, those, I understand.

The reason for the sparkling eludes me.

Re: [Edward]

[gooniverse]

[Bella]
Well, it's really distracting. And mesmerizing. But then, pretty much everything you do is.

[Edward]

[andco]

I "dazzle" you. *smiles* I know.

One of these days, you really need to get a sense of self-preservation. I mean it.

...I'm dangerous.

I just can't keep away. I'm sorry.