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[and_sarcasm]

Riiiiight.

So... A curse, right? I was really confused for a second, but... I guess this isn't that bad.

Except..!

SUKI! Are you cursed, too?! I don't want to feel like a dirty, old man with a teen aged girlfriend!

... That's just creepy, right?

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[unabandoned]

Creepy?

[and_sarcasm]

An older man having a much younger girlfriend. That just looks sleazy, right?

[unabandoned]

I suppose it could be. Um...like my father and his...

But you're just cursed, right?

[and_sarcasm]

Well, yeah. But I'd still kinda' feel like a creep, I guess.

[brbkickingass]

[Comes up right behind him, obviously a little taller, bustier and hair longer.]

Actually, right now? I'm twelve. You perverted old man!

[and_sarcasm]

Aw, crap.

[The force of complaint isn't behind that, though, because she sounds older, at least. When he looks over his shoulder, he's definitely sure there's more breast at first glance.]

Are not.

[brbkickingass]

Are too. What will the neighbors say? I'm sure Kiyoshi Island is buzzing with gossip about the guy who preys on the little girls of the village.

[and_sarcasm]

But I-- I do not prey on little girls! Er... Won't.

Don't. I don't.