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[and_sarcasm]

Suki, you're probably already aware that we're currently hosting a number of our dear old friends. I guess we should try to make a good impression and prove that we haven't completely ruined ourselves this early into a marriage. You agree

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[brbkickingass]

Your grandmother will get great-grandchildren when I say so the time is right. We're still so young, after all.

Did you make sure the door is locked? Wouldn't want something to interrupt this nice evening.

[and_sarcasm]

Our youth is probably part of her argument for children.

Of course.

[brbkickingass]

I have plans I want to accomplish. Tell your grandmother children would just complicate things. We have history with this subject. I know what I'm talking about.

Good. We need to find a muzzle as well.

[and_sarcasm]

You can take it up with her yourself, if you want. I'm sure you ladies know what you're talking about better than I do.

... Because getting a muzzle wouldn't be suspicious at all.

[zukohere]

What are you two doing to the dog?!

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[and_sarcasm]

... Um.

[and_sarcasm]

What dog? What're you talking about? We don't have a dog!

[zukohere]

You just locked it in the bedroom.