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[anchorman_ron]

I have found myself with an unexpected house-guest! This is fantastic. Here I was, all lonely because Veronica was out of town, and one of my FAVORITE Ladies of Chaos comes knocking at the door.

I could practically smell the vulnerability coming off her. Something's got her panties in a twist...

THIS JUST IN! Oh, she's been crying. This is

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[queen_cordy_g]

Lay a finger on her and I'll break it off.

[anchorman_ron]

Did you know that Tabby likes scotch? I love scotch. She's having a big glass as we speak...

[queen_cordy_g]

I mean it, Ron. I will hurt you.

And then you know what?

I'll invite Jimmy to come play, too.

[anchorman_ron]

*purrs* Kinky!

Relax, Cor. I promise not to do anything to her she doesn't expressly consent to.

[weyrdchic]

Are you kidding me?!

I did *not* think you were that low, you ass. I don't think I've even seen Jimmy get that low. You stay the hell away from her, or I'll be helping Cordy. I think even I could probably take *you*.

[ursa_mater]

*banging at door, lots of swearing*
Open it up, Ron - we gonna have a talk.

[ursa_mater]

*more banging and swearing*

*silence*

I've got it!

[wadewilson]

Ron, my man. There is greater nooky at stake here. I've gotta round up that freaky-deaky you've got in there. Trust me, you don't want to get mixed up with her - she does untoward things with robots, and if you want that, I hear Wanda Maximoff's got a thing for That 70s Look.

We classy, Ron? Lemme take the crazy off your hands before I gotta split town.

[anchorman_ron]

Wade, my man. Sorry to have missed you... we were sleeping.

If you've already left, thank you for trying to help.

[didi_death]

Ron- please inform Tabby that I have Jimmy at my apartment.
My plan was a bad one and I intend to fix it.
You are welcome to come but I advise against it, seeing as how you have about as much self control as Jimmy does.