Hiding Out

[anchorman_ron]

Ron has barricaded himself in his house. Dressers and chairs have all been pulled up against all windows and outside doors. Ron, only wearing his bathrobe, paces about his house, an empty bottle of scotch in hand. "If any comes in, I'll just hit them with this." After walking on his shag carpeting, Ron flips on a light switch and gives himself

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[engelkith]

Lucien shows up at Ron's house, feeling very skittish. He lifts his hand to knock, and then drops it, losing his nerve. With a sigh, he starts pounding on the door.

"Ron? Can I talk to you? I want to apologize."

[anchorman_ron]

Ron drops his bottle and screeches. "No, no, no, no. I promise I will never look at another red-head ever again!" He hugs his arms around himself, rocking back and forth.

[engelkith]

Lucien rests his forehead on the door and sighs.

"I'm really sorry. I did a very bad thing, I shouldn't have hurt you. You can look at whoever you want."

[anchorman_ron]

That catches Ron's attention. "Really? That is good news. So many people get upset when I stare at them. Why don't they understand that it's a compliment? The sincerest form of flattery?" He's moving closer to the front door.