Written for the
j2_everafter Challenge
Title: The Prince, the Other Prince, and the Pea
Disney Prompt: Once Upon a Mattress
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Other Actors Making an Appearance: Tom Welling and Allison Mack, with blink-and-you-miss-them cameos from Michael Rosenbaum and Colin Ford
Rating: R
Word Count: 15,373
Warnings: Excessive schmoop, flowery language, and dialogue sampled from the 2005 Disney production, starring Carol Burnett and Tracey Ullman. The latter is intended as homage, not plagiarism.
Summary: Long ago, in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a prince named Jensen the Modest. The only child of King Sextimus the Silent and his wife, Queen Aggravain, Jensen was beloved of his subjects. Good and kind, he was as fair of face as any in the land.
He was also shy. Painfully, painfully shy.
Author's Note: Many thanks go, as always, to my wonderful betas,
callistosh65 and
debbiel , and to my puppy, Oliver, for letting me write (occasionally). Mods, I appreciate all the work you've done. This is my first time participating in the challenge. I hope it won't be my last.
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