Unusual Things I am Anxious About

[anastasis]

• What if I had never met my husband? If the theory of multiple universes is true, there must be millions of versions of myself out there that never met him. That would be awful! IT IS SO SAD
• That one day someone might frame me for a crime, and then I'll get sent to prison, and the prison people won't believe that I really have food allergies and so I

Comments

[vonjunzt]

Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that in an infinite number of universes you in fact married Donald Trump? And in an equal number of universes you married Bernie Sanders?

[anastasis]

And in some, they're married to each other!