Fic: 221B - Good Vibrations
Title: Good Vibrations
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 274.
Previous 221b: Against all odds
Today's prompt:
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Good Vibrations
"Go away."
The curled-up version of Sherlock currently residing on the sofa was astonishingly small for a man his size and apparently in an outstandingly bad mood.
John felt a little bit taken aback at that because he had been gone three days (medical conference in Ireland) and usually Sherlock was much more accommodating in times like that. He touched Sherlock's hip and almost bit his tongue in surprise when Sherlock jerked and hissed as if John had poked him with something sharp.
"Are you hurt? Are you sick? What's wrong? Let me see."
He started pulling on Sherlock's arm, managed to turn Sherlock halfway around and then got shoved off rather violently.
"Don't touch me."
John felt his stomach drop and he sat down on the coffee table heavily.
"What did you take?"
"What?"
"Drugs. What did you take."
"Nothing."
"Nothing? You clearly have some kind of hangover."
"Ormgm..."
"Excuse me?"
"Orgasm. If you have to know. I have an orgasm hangover. I experimented with a vibrator for a case. Nobody ever told me that there’s something like too many orgasms."
“You need fluids, rest and a slap on the head. And if you ever do an experiment like that again without letting me watch, I will blow you off for a month.”
“Don’t say that word.”
“What word?”
“Blow...”
Next 221b: The art of disguise
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AN:
The prompt was 'vibrator'.
I finally managed to update my masterpost in case you want to check out the other stuff I've written. It's all Sherlock/John and most of it is either fluff and/or porn. :D
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