Advent Calendar 2012 - December 22

[anarion]

This is day 22 of the Advent calendar filled with little ficlets, brought to you by days_of_storm and me. We will post in rotation, so you get a story by me one day and one from her the next day, right up until Christmas.
Apart from the overall Christmasy theme we decided to take over from where the other left off in her chapter so that there will be one story

Comments

[chocolamousse]

I think your peas are becoming a thing. Even if they're not adjusted. You should ask for a copyright or something. Next step: the peas look West. :D

[chocolamousse]

Well, John still has his trousers on (because Anarion only writes very chaste stories) so there's nothing very interesting to see here. As for The First Time...Sherlock Set His Privates on Fire...
*checks*
Oh my God. Could the peas be given cameras please? Thank you.

A PEA (trying to focus the image): Okay. Now, Sherlock, could you please hold us a little bit farther because this close-up is a tad confusing... There. Perfect. Oh God. This is... Wow. Sorry, I think I've just melt a bit here...

[verityburns]

Good Lord, those peas are going to need some adjustment after all this... and they're not the only things! Talk about ramping up the tension - you're doing an amazing job.

And I love the phrase 'watch and wank' - sounds like a great slogan for a variety of websites I've absolutely never heard of :D

[exbex]

Crazy bastards.

[chocolamousse]

“John... I don’t think this is wise.”
JUST SHUT UP AND STRIP!
*knows nothing about feeling second-hand sexual frustration. Really.*

He was not so secretly humping the half-melted bag of peas
If I were the peas I think I'd be half-melted too.
*pictures herself in the bag of peas' position*
*blushes*

the peas were more or less complete defrosted and rather mushy by now
It makes me think of John in yesterday's 221B, after his stay in frozen water and his consequent amazing orgasm in front of the fireplace: complete defrosted and rather mushy.
*guffaws shamelessly*

I shouldn't guffaw, it's a sexual frustration scene. For God's sake why do they torture themselves like that? Why do you torture them like that? And why is it so hot? Doesn't your evilness know any limit? It's not humane! It's not normal, even for them! Even for you! *sobs*

Can you feel second-hand sexual frustration?
Absolutely not.
*smashes her laptop*

Maybe I'm not normal either because I notice typos despite my second-hand sexual frustration. :D I think it's "a chocked

[rox712]

This actualy is an exercise in how often you can kill you readers in 24 days, right? RIGHT????