Fic: 221B - Noises in the otherwise quiet night

[anarion]

Title: Noises in the otherwise quiet night
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.

Comments

[verityburns]

What she said.

You're twistier than a very twisty thing, my dear Anarion... never stop!

[chocolamousse]

Listen, is there a written contract or something? Did she sign anything? Because, if she didn't, I strongly suggest you that, when she says, "Ah, only some weeks to go until the end of this year of 221Bs," you adopt a supremely surprised (and perhaps slightly sad) expression and answer, "What do you mean, year? We did say decade, didn't we?" Maybe you can blame the misunderstanding on her bad English, because she's not a native speaker and all. Yes, I know it's wicked. But I think it's worth a go. :D

[tracionn]

*giggles*
Knowing you I knew it wouldn't be about the sex - way to esay - but I had no idea until the end what about it really would be!
I so can imagine how Sherlock just shouts enthusiastically mistake after mistake into the air, probably even fueled by John watching him :)

[chocolamousse]

Ah, damn it. It's no porn. I was about to make very witty remarks like, "Hey, there's a typo here, I think you mean after last night he knew exactly who was coming", or, "I hope they'll won't 'keep it down' too much though", but of course all my subtle innuendos fall through now. Damn it. Such a waste of perfectly good innuendos. Also it was very funny and so you (which is a compliment, in case you have doubts) but I won't tell you because I'm sulking over my failed double entendres.

[rox712]

Mwahahaha! What Atlinmerrick said and Verity seconded. And that Blowjob (or not) tag is cruel!

[noirrosaleen]

Ah ha ha ha ha! I just *bet* Sherlock loves to yell at CSI...*snerk*