Fic: The Sex Towels

Jul 29, 2012 22:36



Title: The Sex Towels
Words: 1001
Rating: R
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: Fill for this kink meme prompt by random_nexus. John institutes The Sex Towels. Once Sherlock gets used to the silly practice of the (maybe brightly colored or somehow distinctive for JUST THIS USE) towels, he then starts realizing that SEEING ( Read more... )

sex on the horizon, humour, sherlock_bbc, slash, one-shot, prompt-fill, romance, sex, 365 days challenge, sherlock/john, i love this fandom

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rose_cat July 31 2012, 14:01:51 UTC
Sherlock/towels OTP!

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mirith August 1 2012, 04:41:39 UTC
"After that Sherlock didn’t even notice the towels any more. Unless they were harassing him in the living room." I love this line. Also the part where Sherlock has to entrap the towels in his room so as not to make any unseemly decisions. How great is it that the towels are hideous? I bet they match John's sweaters. Cable-knit oatmeal towel? Check. Black-and-white striped towel? Check. Garish, multicolored towel made from the barf of 100 Christmas elves? Oh, God, check.

I've never heard the phrase "sex towels" before but now that you've pointed it out, it seems necessary. Clearly this is an idea whose time has come arrived.

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chocolamousse August 5 2012, 23:33:19 UTC
Sherlock stares at the innocent piece of cloth with a certain amount of wrath. And a throbbing erection.
If this is not a great first line, I don't know what a great first line is.

“John. The bed smells. Do something.”
So in character!

John clearly has no idea what he is doing to him with this careless display of the towels.
Mmm. No idea, really? :D

Naked except for some caramel syrup and whipped cream.
*looks at naked John*
Yum-yum.
*looks at whipped cream*
Yum-yum.
*looks at naked John*
*looks at whipped cream*
*decides she'll take both, thank you very much*

The third time Sherlock came into the bedroom and the towels were already on the bed.
I don't understand this sentence. Where did he come the two first times?
*sniggers shamelessly*

with a tiny exception a few days ago
If this is not a great prompt, I don't know what a great prompt is. :D

Every time I pull them out of the washing machine I want to bend you over it.Same comment than above ( ... )

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