Fic: 221B - Flirting with the devil
Title: Flirting with the devil
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.
Previous 221b: As innocent as a lamb
Today's prompt: cooking
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Flirting with the devil
“You can cook.“
John stared at the chaos in the kitchen that for once was not experiment but food related. Whatever Sherlock had put in the oven smelled delicious.
“Of course I can cook. It’s basic chemistry. Simple. Boring. I therefore choose to spend my time with more interesting things.”
“Mh, like fungi under the sink. Or dead sheep on the sofa.”
“That was months ago. When will you get over the sheep?”
“Probably never. As I will never get over the scorpions in my bed. Or you doing your ridiculous experiment on pickup lines with Lestrade.”
“I agree that the last one was a failure.”
“A failure... Greg nearly had a nervous breakdown when he thought you were flirting with him.”
“Just because he couldn’t handle it.”
“I don’t think anyone could handle it if you decided to flirt in earnest. It’s a disturbing thought.”
“You could.”
“Maybe. But you never actually flirted with me.”
“Do you want me to?”
“God, no.”
“God, no?”
Sherlock looked mildly put out and John tried desperately to get back on safe ground.
After a while he stopped babbling. “You enjoy seeing me squirm, don’t you?”
“Yes. Also, why would I need to flirt with you? I’m already shagging you.”
John grinned. “I always knew that there’s a hopeless romantic hiding behind that brain...”
Next 221b: Kiss and tell
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AN:
Today's prompt was 'cooking'.
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