Fic: Blow-by-blow (5/7)

[anarion]

Finally: chapter 5 of the 'Blowjobs for science' series. Sherlock is in for a surprise! :)
Fasten your seat belts, ladies (and gents)!

Title: Surprise Blow
Words: 1495
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Beta: the wonderful verityburnsDisclaimer: Sadly the characters are not mine and no money is made (that would be sooo cool

Comments

[anarion]

What, you don't believe that? ;)

Thanks for reading!

[fanbot]

I breathlessly await more. :)

Crazy flatmate?
-- Sherlock experiments to see how few notes of a song he needs to play before it gets stuck in John's head.
-- In the original stories, Holmes has written studies on things like cigarette ashes and mud. Sherlock needs to collect samples of some crazy thing from all around London.
-- For a case Sherlock has to learn how much lady's underclothes will stretch out when worn by a man. Because he has such slim hips, John needs to help.
-- a man was beaten to death using a heavy rubber sex toy. (See the movie Lock, Stock, and Two smoking Barrels) Sherlock orders all kinds of massive dildos.
-- For a case, Sherlock has to get a tattoo so he knows what it feels like. what if what he gets is something related to their relationship?

[anarion]

Though I love your comment, I hope you don't plan to hold your breath until I post more? ;)

Love your crazy flatmate ideas! :)

[omletlove]

I would like to voice my frustration that Sherlock did not manage to land on John’s lips in his post-orgasmic stumble. Of course, that was very likely your intention, you tease.

[anarion]

I would like to voice my frustration that Sherlock did not manage to land on John’s lips in his post-orgasmic stumble.
Hahaha, that's a brilliant idea!

[omletlove]

It is, as you say, a damn fine idea. Kindly think of it for the next installment, because even I am getting blue-balled here. Which is obviously your game plan, you cruel, heartless woman.

[anarion]

Wanna know a secret? There might be lip-on-lip action in the next installment! Sshh! ;)

[baka_yu]

I don't know how many times you killed my brain until now. Good thing I'm living in yours now. :P
Very hot and I'm looking forward to mooooore! Poor Sherlock and John. ;)

Crazy flatmate, again:
- He needs to know if a pole dancer could be strong enough to hold himself up on a pole (in this case an old pipe in a back alley) only with his legs and simultaniously lift something heavy to beat someone to death with it. So Sherlock gets a pole and practices. John needs to help.
- John forced Sherlock to watch Batman with him and now Sherlock tries to make this drug thing that made everyone go crazy. Because he wants to test it on Anderson. Of course, it isn't working as planed.
- Sherlock drags Harry into the flat in order to hear more about John. It doesn't work out, because with Harry, there's always something.

[anarion]

Yes, let's throw a party in my brain sometime! ;)

[baka_yu]

Yes please! It'll be awesome! :D

More insane ideas:
- Sherlock has to pretend to be a model (possibly a female one) for a case. And has no idea how to do it -> so he asks John to teach him!

- A mysterious murder at a convention. They have to go there and in order to not be suspicious, they have to go in costume.

[ledasdaughter]

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?

I'm sorry, I'm not sure I can actually formulate some proper feedback for this because...Jesus, woman. what are you doing?! well, whatever it is, I approve.

(heeee, also, Jay <3 )

[anarion]

Awesome comment is awesome. I love you! :)