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anamuan

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Feb 27, 2009 17:21

I'm really behind on my word-count for the month between moving and having to work all day and the month kind of ends tomorrow. Yikes! Leave me prompts, and I'll see what I can't write you. I'll write JE, and am willing to attempt GW, MERLIN, and J2 (and possibly original stuff, but idk why you'd want to request that ( Read more... )

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anamuan February 28 2009, 04:16:45 UTC

"No, Nishikido, sir, I told you. They've discontinued that line."

Ryo pouted at Sarah from the armchair in the living room. Sarah suddenly wished there was more than just the glass-topped coffee table between them as she perched nervously on the couch.

"That's my favourite kind. The size is perfect, and the vibration makes it very versatile." Sarah wondered if eating one of the cookies laid out on the table earlier for propriety's sake so she wouldn't have to keep fielding the same question would actually work, of it would get her kicked out of the apartment. She could see her commission evaporating already, so she didn't chance it. "They're well built too," Ryo continued mournfully. "I've had the one for years; never broke, even that time I used it on three people successively."

Sarah suppressed a shudder because, really, she was a professional, and good at what she did. She was the top selling girl for Ecchigaisha three years running. There was even that time she convinced the very gay Yasuda-san to buy the 'fuck me now pussy' ( ... )

roundaboutit February 28 2009, 04:23:17 UTC

ROFL my eye is still twitching in horror. Sarah's going to shit her pants when she sees this.

anamuan February 28 2009, 04:25:19 UTC

was tht not the point?

also, at least i painted sarah in a good light? she is very proactive. a go-getter. sets goals and goes after them with determination, even in the face of ryo talking about dildos adversity!

roundaboutit February 28 2009, 04:48:13 UTC

the typical avon lady?

anamuan February 28 2009, 05:03:40 UTC

but with sex toys.

pixisticks February 28 2009, 04:43:57 UTC

One word: ECCHIGAISHA.

I am v. clever. *preens*

anamuan February 28 2009, 05:04:01 UTC

oh yes. i am creative on my own, as you can see.

gingifere February 28 2009, 19:02:30 UTC

FUCKING DEAD. Oh good god, I will have to work on something truly horrendous to get back at Ro for that prompt kadklf. kasjdkfm I just kajd I can almost picture my own look of horror kamjsdk.

anamuan February 28 2009, 19:32:45 UTC

you got two. i think it's fair.

XD i could picture your look of horror. the one you wanted to make, but couldn't, because you were making that sale, come hell, high water, or more Ryo+dildo sex stories.

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