This is just begging for a joke about Keanu's brain activity!

[anam_moon]

When ferrets watch the mind-bending movie The Matrix, brain activity is only slightly higher than when they stare at nothing. Scientists say this might mean something about how much of your brain is in use.

Ferret brain activity increased just 20 percent when looking at Keanu Reeves compared to looking at darkness, the study found.

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[jackkansas]

I always find Keanu disconcerting because he's a dead ringer for my youngest uncle (who has a PhD in Chemistry).

A few years ago, I read the Playboy interview with Keanu, and it appears that he is not (contrary to what LCB maintains) as dumb as a box of hammers.

[anam_moon]

A few years ago, I read the Playboy interview with Keanu, and it appears that he is not (contrary to what LCB maintains) as dumb as a box of hammers.
Heh, I imagine he's not actually as dumb as a box of hammers, I just enjoy mocking him because of his performance in Much Ado About Nothing.

[jackkansas]

Oh, God, that was such an awful performance! [shudder] In the Globe, they would have thrown dead cats at him.

(Short, shameful confession — I actually enjoy Speed and Point Break.)