Newsflash!

[analogueheart]

Michael Jackson is to sign for Liverpool during the January transfer window.  His agent said that the prospect of being spanked at home by ten kids was an offer which he could not refuse.

:)

Comments

[sera_squeak]

hehehehe
ace!

[shadowkat_69]

Yeah, HAHA!
Personally I'm amused.... But wait til Matt hears about this!!

[shaunus4]

I'm only posting here to give you the satisfaction of knowing I had to read this..

alt.awful_joke

[slightlywinded]

I still like the other one you told me: 'why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?' ...