Heisenberg was speeding on a highway, and a cop pulls him over. The cop says, "Excuse me, do you know how fast you were going?" And he replies with, "No, but I know exactly where I was."
I'm thinking about trying it if I ever get pulled over for speeding. If anything else you'll confuse the crap out of the cop which would lead to you probably going to court where you could try it again!
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