amy_lane67
Feb 02, 2012 07:17
- Wed, 16:56: I'm busy rewriting the Slinky commercial to involve peen... "A Thing-y, a Thing-y, a favorite for girls and boys!" http://t.co/5poFdGbl
- Wed, 17:13: Dorko-cat almost fell off the table... and then looked at me like it was all my fault.
- Wed, 17:16: What bobs in hairs, alone or in pairs, and likes a tight ass to pound? What's thick n
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amy_lane67
Feb 01, 2012 11:20
- Wed, 00:34: Have low grade fever. Trying to get the wherewithal for going walking anyway. Mostly just want to sit and knit...
- Wed, 00:59: 5 of 5 stars to Jacob's Ladder by Z.A. Maxfield http://t.co/MhhqPq2z
- Wed, 04:58: Daughter put an acorn in a cup and grew a worm. I know it's not supposed to happen that way. Why am I the one who has to take
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amy_lane67
Jan 27, 2012 07:09
- Thu, 15:00: Mom, make the dog leave me alone!
- Thu, 16:02: Dear new computer with new attachable memory who just told me my word program didn't have enough space: Fuck you. I mean it. Amy.
- Thu, 16:16: Autocorrect is a mother-grabbing whore-chasing pus-sucking fucktard, and I want to kick it in the electronic yards.
- Thu, 16:16: NARDS,
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