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[amy_ai]

I fell down some stairs Tuesday night and woke up yesterday with my leg hurting. Now whenever I put pressure on my left leg the entire thigh hurts, bad, almost enough to make my leg not wanna stay up.

And now my ankles are all swollen to fuck.

My body has finally given up and is slowly degrading. Soon, I will be "Amy, that puddle girl."

Comments

[oldfoundnew]

I hit my wrist pretty hard about a week ago, and it's still swollen and bruised. I totally understand what you mean by "My body has finally given up and is slowly degrading". For me, it was like once I hit 19 things started going downhill!

I hope your leg feels better soon! :)

[arienettes_eyes]

this reminds me of those weed commercials, the ones where the girl is all smooshed and her friend's like, "she can't answer you ya know. she smoked dope." or something like that. haha. it'd be funny, but a little bit sad.

[amy_ai]

yeah but I could ooze under doorframes and into company safes! We'd be rich, riiiiiichhhhhh!

And then I'd probably buy a skeleton.

[arienettes_eyes]

hey! that's like that family guy where peter wishes away all of his bones, and at the end his family donates some of their bones to him so he won't be a puddle anymore.

[amy_ai]

for some reason I imagine charismatic puddles to be shiny, with allll the colors of the rainbow... I'd be so pretty!

[amy_ai]

mmm yes and also like... the top of a gasoline puddle... you know what I mean?