gumby says hi

[amusemental]

I have to go in for an interview at med grill tomorrow... and I have to learn to drive by next wednesday.
I am feeling nervous and gross because I ate greasy food for breakfast.

Everything would be so much easier if I was made of rubber.

Comments

[anonymous]

except standing straight.. and maybe going to the bathroom. or anywhere, really.

you know i'll help you for your interview if you want. but i'm sure you'll be great. think about what they want to hear you say. they want someone who will be talkative, fast, and charming. brainstorm some questions they'll probably ask you.. and some things you could say. maybe figure out what kind of cash system they use. i think a lot of restaurants use 'squirrel'. i'm not sure though. i'm not trying to be condescending - i think if you do these things to prepare, you won't be nervous and you'll find it easier to talk.
anyway..

- jess

[palelipsmcgee]

if you were made of rubber..... so many of us would try and melt parts of you and see what it looked like.

so i do not recommend this transformation.......... while you still know...... unbalanced people.

[palelipsmcgee]

you're destructive, tali.

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[palelipsmcgee]

everyone should see THIS