So, who ya foolin'? | Don't try to give me a line.

[obiwanning]

Who | Dean Winchester and YOU.
Where | smalltown, USA.
What | Random non-canon cases at a vague canon point ftw. This is actually ... mainly aimed at Ruthi and Crystal bc I demand Dean/Sarah and Dean/Veronica ok.
How | actionspam.
Why | bc I demand Dean/Sarah and Dean/Veronica.

Comments

[bitch_isback]

[Oh. Really. Nice badge.] What kind of questions would a little old PI like me be able to answer for a big bad fed like you today?

[obiwanning]

Standard procedure kind of stuff, nothing to worry about. From what I understand, you were friends with the deceased?

[bitch_isback]

Depends on your definition of "friend" and the name of the deceased.

[obiwanning]

Police report says, uh, [ he flips through a little notepad that he brought to be extra legit. even though it's mostly bc dean can't remember shit and he needs to keep it to ... give sam notes. ] Cassidy Casablancas.

[froyoho]

[There's a class you take in CIA school. It's called "How to Spot Bullshit." That badge is bullshit, but Sarah's going to look at it like it's real and smile with a polite nod.]

Of course. Let me just close up first. [And she walks around the Orange Orange's counter to close and lock the door. And make sure nobody's loitering just in case some ass-kicking is in order.]

[obiwanning]

Not a problem, you take all the time you need. [ He'll just start fiddling with plastic spoons, and is secretly very glad that he lost rock, paper, scissors this time. Even if a froyo shop is Sammy's joint, bitch is hot. ] How long have you worked here, Miss ... ?

[froyoho]

Walker. Sarah. [She turns around, walking forward and crossing her arms. She smirks, noting his interest in the spoons and also sizing him up a bit. This'll be interesting.] Did you want some frozen yogurt, Agent Richards?

[obiwanning]

No. No, thank you. [ He clears his throat. ] So, Miss Walker. How long have you worked here? And, while I'm at it ... [ he thinks he's so clever ] when do you usually get off?

[nomorevengeance]

[Have an alarmed ex-demon.]

FBI? I haven't done anything! I have paperwork! The store is mine! You can't take it away! Did I mention how much I love America? I'm very American. That's me, born and raised, USA.

[obiwanning]

[ Well, that's ... suspicious. ]

Didn't say you had, ma'am, I'm just doin' a routine follow-up on a case. Says here a man walked into traffic near here. You hear anything about that?

[nomorevengeance]

The man dazed by the... um, being drunk. Right?

[obiwanning]

... Right. Drunk. I was just wondering if you saw anything ... out of the ordinary. Got a look at the guy's face, maybe?

[idmeetsnoopy]

[ The mention of death makes Melody sadface :( ]

If you really think it'd help. [ Riverdale's a small town, but she doesn't know everybody as well as Val and Josie okay. Just...the animals. ]