The Centipede ( Read more... )

im gunna blindly vote for obama just cause i wanna see an african american be president. oh and i dont really agree with what republicans say or do, for the most part.

The worst thing about working with family, is when your uncle has a sexual dream about his ex and calls her on the phone to talk about it... all within earshot.

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my uncle is in the hospital. they say his heart is beating irregularly. he was going to go out of his boat tomorrow but the dr said no you cant go ( Read more... )

people can be nice. when im outside taking breaks from the noisey office, people in the parking lot say hi, how are you ( Read more... )

my family owns a business and i work for them, it's a courier service and i work in the office doing the invoicing and customer service. well most of the drivers i have known them for years and years. some of them i look at like uncles, ya know ( Read more... )

is there anything i can eat that isn't going to set the nauseating tone for the rest of the day? i really like milled flaxseed but i have to put in a pound of butter and like 3 cups of brown sugar. ok im grossly exaggerating but really im trying to cut down on the fats and sweets. so i've turned to raisin bran. don't let me down ( Read more... )

It is FUCKING HOT AS FUCK FUCK ( Read more... )

my boyfriend's exwife called, said she needs $20 for gas. they have a son together and she has to take him to school. mind you it's "daycare" not school and she's not even working... she is 8.5 months pregnant with some one else. he said ok i will send you a money order. she got all mad because he wont spend $15.99 to western union it immediately. ( Read more... )