I Have A Proposition For You.

[amordien]

A modest proposal, if you will.

I say we exchange the souls of Sarah Silverman, Lisa Lampanelli, Dane Cook, and Carlos Mencia for Bernie Mac, Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

Think that will do? Sound fair?

Comments

"You Need To Buy Some New Teeth!"

[amordien]

Hey...fuck what others say. Harlem Nights 2 would be a thousand times hotter than the next fat-suit movie Eddie or Martin are making or whatever other garbage is being put out now.

[chiraljhae]

LMAO! I co-sign masteradept. Throw in Redd Foxx and we have a deal.

*vomit*

[amordien]

UGH. UGH. You said Shia.

This non-acting bastard embodies every punk ass snarky kid that I've ever popped in the mouth for saying some sideways homophobic or racist shit. Wit won't buy you new teeth.

...and he's ALWAYS the same person in every film. Transformers, Constantine, Disturbia, Indiana Jones, I, Robot. The cocky mouthy loser teenager who speaks far too much, has his ass kicked one way or another, and always bites off more than he can chew. That's no different from any other self centered modern day suburban kid. How is that acting? That cat has the talent and personality of burnt toast.

[scsubulldwg92]

The soul exchange is interesting. Can we expand this to bring back Biggie and Pac?

"Come On, Muthafuckas, Come On!"

[amordien]

Sure. We can exchange all of the "Li'l"s for Biggie and all of the "Youngs" for Pac. Kim, Romeo, Cease, Wayne, Joc, Jeezy and the rest of the crew. The talent of the Li'ls and Youngs of the world should equal one Big and one Pac. Right?

....

....right?

[labmouse]

Mmm... you might need a few more since there's a soul imbalance...

"If You Didn't You Would Be In Here"

[amordien]

LOL. I see what you did there.

On that note, the irony of his latest completed movie (one I've been looking forward to) isn't lost on me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_Men_(film)