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So I leave for Hawaii on thursday. I think it's going to be fun. Right when I get back I leave for So. Cal. for a few days. I'm going to be fuckin beat when I get back...haha

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hey, fellas. wake the fuck up. she's probably standing right next to you. maybe she works in your building. maybe she serves you coffee. my bet is she's not far away, is extremely accessible, and in a lot of cases wondering why you don't fucking get it. she may even ask her friends over drinks or while watching Sex in the City why you don't fucking ( Read more... )

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I understand that you feel the need to compensate for the inadequate size of your peen with a straight-pipe, tuned-for-extra-noise rolling temper tantrum. And, fer sure, the rest of us lowly civilians with an unnatural need to sleep at 3:00 in the FUCKING morning are in utter and complete awe of your noise generating capabilities. Clearly you are, ( Read more... )

Your jealousy has built a fire around your house and i hope these flames sear your fucking mouth shut. gossip, rumors...i was just another 5 minute movie to hit your empty theatre. i was just another 5 minute story. was it a lack respect that turned our friendship so sour? i will not feel sorry for you anymore. i hope this hits you right between ( Read more... )

So about 2 1/2, almost 3 years ago the Rep. had these stupid coupons that were "$20 off your purchase"...okay well the dumb fuck that sent these out (was not Sharron) never put an Exp. date on them...SMART ( Read more... )

I hate that fucking term "Cowboy Up!"... I offer the following alternatives to "Cowboy Up!":

1. Fisherman Cast!
2. Professor Teach!
3. Doctor Heal!
4. Banker Invest!
5. Insuranceman, er, do something or other
6. Lawyer Litigate!
7. Liberal Protest!
8. Geek Program!

wow, really gets your blood pumpin' don't it?...yeah I'm a dork, I know...