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amnoturmonkey

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Jun 30, 2011 23:08

I have got... 9 FREE DAYS.
*sings like Raj* I'M SO ECXITED! AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!

List of things to do:

Nothing.
Nothing
More nothing.
Sleep.
Jerk off to cheesy gay pornos
Download cheesy gay pornos
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i named my vibrator jared, blah-blah-blah, i'm jack's wasted life, narf!troz!, tv

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i hid under your porch because i love you watercolourblue July 1 2011, 00:08:06 UTC

ahhh, delicious tasty porn. I miss thee.

You're going to ace *everything* because you're awesome like that. ♥

I have to watch White Collar too. I'm constantly behind it feels like. I'm so excited for you to get to the end of Breaking Bad. Let me know so I can flail and ramble. :D There are so few people I know who watch it -which, just boggles my small brain...........

I gave up on Game of Thrones so I'm not sure how it ended. :/

What are your thoughts on The Hobbit?

Re: i hid under your porch because i love you amnoturmonkey July 1 2011, 01:16:10 UTC

'tis my happy place. Not even Jared's twitter cuts it lately. I need the bigger guns. Oooooh lame pun totally unintended ( ... )

Re: i hid under your porch because i love you watercolourblue July 1 2011, 01:35:15 UTC

Dude. They killed off Boromir? wtffffffffffffff ( ... )

Re: i hid under your porch because i love you amnoturmonkey July 1 2011, 13:11:43 UTC

YES D: I almost screamed when it happened. I mean, I know from my friends who have read the books to *not* get attached, 'cos it's a war and everybody will, eventualy, die. That's why it's more realistic than other history fantasy novels, it's a real war with loads of cassualties. But AUGH Boromor :3 he's like, the JDM of the history epics ( ... )

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watercolourblue July 1 2011, 01:04:23 UTC

speaking of porn...

trying to go see this hotmotherfucker in Priscilla Queen of the Desert someday soon...

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amnoturmonkey July 1 2011, 01:22:03 UTC

ASDFGHJKWEDGFHJK!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw Priscilla was on Broadway when I was looking around for tickets and went OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! Lee and Jim and PRISCILLA, LIFE YOU'RE CRUEL *MASSIVE GRABBY HANDS*

Oh look! Mr Boner. To think those three where in close proximity to each other... is the thing sweet dreams are made of. And then there's the Alcide six degrees of separation thing and my brain goes asplodey.

XD he looks so... well, sad puppy XD his pout is hot, how can that be?

Random piece of self trivia, my fave porn actor has been in an actual play 0o something called Naked Men Singing. It's just... bizarre. You know? Ok, I'll stop talking about porn.

watercolourblue July 1 2011, 01:26:12 UTC

Naked Men Singing? I would grab a ticket for that. maybe the mezzanine though. XD Innnnnnnnnnteresting!

Priscilla will be pretty long playing I have a feeling. It's constantly packed. So hopefully when you get back to NY it will still be here!! I want to go and see Nick Adams in it. He has a fun twitter if you feel like following the Queen of the Desert city. :D http://twitter.com/#!/TheNickAdams

Someone on tumblr posted that Matt was in the seat right in front of them at Normal Heart. As if I could have paid any attention after intermission and finding that out. I mean serrrriously! And he was kind and waited for her friend to reach their row from the front afterwards so they could take a picture. aw. *sniffle*

amnoturmonkey July 1 2011, 13:24:14 UTC

Yeah, dude. And it got some great reviews and an extension and shit 0o I mean, the one my dude was in in Las Vegas, it's moved all over the place as all plays. They say it's as funny as the full monty but... without the tease. And that after the first 5 minutes of natural shock you become so engrossed in the emotional part of the songs about all the types of nakedness and the hilariousness of it that you don't even notice stuff dangling about. I seriously doubt that. But it does sound interesting XDDD
Argh, btw, I'm a moron, it's not men, it's boys, Naked Boys Singing *rolls eyes at self*

OMG I WANNA SEE PRISCILLA!!! IT'S ONE OF MY MOST BELOVED FILMS AND OMG THIS NICK DUDE, INSTANT FOLLOW.

Matt. My heart. They're so *nice*. I know, I'm an idiot, but it keeps flooring me just how nice all these guys actually are in person.

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watercolourblue July 1 2011, 01:59:46 UTC

okay last spam before I go pass out...

http://www.trueblood-italy.com/joe-manganiello/joe-manganiello-su-gq-magazine-di-luglio/

jeeeeeeeeeeezushchrist.

amnoturmonkey July 1 2011, 13:25:44 UTC

... okay, THIS falls in the category or porn, as far as I'm concerned. WUOLD YOU LOOK AT THAT???????? HAVE MERCY.

watercolourblue July 1 2011, 20:53:07 UTC

serrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriously. Massive porn. I'd hit that harder than the hammer of Thor.

watercolourblue July 1 2011, 20:52:38 UTC

...

http://www.daylife.com/photo/06gR7ObeAVawV?q=Rafael+Nadal

amnoturmonkey July 1 2011, 23:01:29 UTC

DDDDDDDDDD:

SHE GETS MORE AND MORE PERFECT!!!!!! HOW SO BEAUTIFUL MARIBEL????? GORGEOUS AND LIKE, GLOWING, SHE'S JUST MISSING THE HALO!!!!!!

Rafa I wanna boink your sister, omg. SO HARD. It's not funny, dude, massive girl wood.
Stupid gene pool.

PS. Aw, Mandy. I just wanna hug him. YAY RAFA but Andy :T

watercolourblue July 2 2011, 01:06:34 UTC

When did she go from cute sister to WO-MAN?!?!? Talk about good genes, jeeeeeeeeezus h. Massive girl wood indeed.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I was so sad for Andy. I was looking at fans in the stands crying :( :( God damn I hope he wins the US Open or something. I can't take it anymore the vitriolic media against him.