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[amnoturmonkey]

*is barely restraining herself from staying awake for three hours to post a mega Jaredspam*

Ignore me, I'm just adding to the monstrous amount of Jaredness on everyone's flist.

Comments

[fixatedly_yours]

I'm no Jared but I feel the need to comfort you. *holds you and tells you to breathe slowly!*

[amnoturmonkey]

*WAILS* OMG his ass is in your icon! *cries inconsolably*

[fixatedly_yours]

ok! yeah sorry! here laugh at Castiel instead! *holds tighter*

[amnoturmonkey]

XD
Aw, Cas, he's adorkable. Aw, thanks for comfort *smishes* I still suffer unspeakable pain caused by the stupid gigantic dork, but I will be stoic and hold. I'm brave. And tough. He can't make me cry. He can't... *HOWLS* why must he be so beautiful!? *flails* ;_________;

[watercolourblue]

*dabs the tears away*

Get all the crying out now - so you'll be able to be a teensy bit fully composed in three weeks time. :) If not, I'll hold you up, bb.

love that chocolate sweater!

(any idea what that white mark is on his face??)

[amnoturmonkey]

You'll have to stop me from running away, screaming! *hyperventilates again* omg I'm gonna DIE the moment I see him ;___; I'm gonna have to take a pill not to throw up on his shirt, seriousleeeeeeeeeeeh XD

I was telling Meg that I think it's a smudge of make up, powder? 'cos right under it there's a faded smudge of lipstick, so he probably smooched a friend or journalist or whatever wearing too much make up and got all smudgey

Have you seen this one? *WAILS* Why, Kim, why!?

[watercolourblue]

Aw, you're going to be totally fine. :) He'll have some kind of magic calming effect, you'll see. It's gonna be AMAZING and you won't throw up. :)

wow! That's quite a lot of happiness he's showing off there. 0.0 Tease. That's a hot one. Though honestly, there's something about these photos to me that feel kind of...off. I don't know if it's the facial hair or what. You can totally throw a shoe at me for saying that, it's ok. lol

[amnoturmonkey]

He'll probably end up being annoying and loud and obnoxious in person and I'll go "pffft, was I really losing sleep over that jerk? *swishes hair over shoulder*"
Right? Right?
TT_________TT

Off? I... can't think what. But I'm biased. I can't be objective. I find that amount of stubble just perfect without going overboard into facial-hair-hell where he looks all wrong. It's probably the lack of a Jensen-hand over his heart? Mebbe?

[e_goddess]

That bastard! How dare he be so stunningly hot that he hurts you. He deserves a sound thrashing. Perhaps then he will begin to grasp the real responsibility that comes with such man-beauty.

I humbly offer to deliver said thrashing, if it helps. For you, of course.

*needs a Supernatural icon*

[amnoturmonkey]

How is it possible that someone is so stupidly beautiful!? I ask you! It should be illegal! How can he live with himself knowing what he does to us!? How can you sleep at night, Jared, knowing that your beauty breaks hearts!? STUPID DORK! *whimpers quietly*

Can I participate in said thrashing?

[e_goddess]

Of course. All are welcome at the Jared!thrashing. (No photos, please.)

[diner]

*CUDDLES YOU*

DUDE. THREE WEEKS. And you can tell him TO HIS GORGEOUS RETARDED FACE how STUPIDLY HOT he is OH GOD.

<3

[amnoturmonkey]

omg three weeks, omg THREE WEEKS! dude DON'T REMIND ME! I-I... I CAN'T DO THIS!! *jumps off tall building*

[diner]

YES YOU CAN.

Hey, do you like him with or without scruff?

3 WEEKS 3 WEEKS 3WEEKS3WEEKSSSSSSSSSSS

And you get to traipse around with Kim! And molest touch Jared's HANDDDDDDDDZZZZZZZZZZZ

[amnoturmonkey]

No I caaan't. I'm a chickenshit, I'm gonna wear a bag over my head *hides*

Ok, as long as the stubble don't get longer than that? I don't care, either way, with or without! But not longer, because then it becomes a ridiculous sight and he just looks... no. NO. No facial hair over this tiny limit.

omgOMGshuddapshuddap! *runs around flailing*

I do get to see teh Kimmers! Oh ma Kimmy! :D And get drunk on coffee SPN-marathoning with her!!! DUDE! It's gonna rawk! weeeeeeeee ♥!

... I'll probably won't be as subtle as I think I am and he's so gonna notice me run a knuckle down the back of his hand when we're sitting for the photo op and he's gonna think "wtfMrs.Havisham!?" and he's gonna be creeped out and I'm gonna THROW UP ON HIS SHIRT