I just ripped my pants

Nov 27, 2008 21:33

Y'all guys know I work at a dog shelter. Or not. Maybe not all, but, whatever, two is enough ( Read more... )

jared is an idiot, omg rant, love the pooches

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kiwirazzi November 27 2008, 21:45:37 UTC
Oh my, that sounds indeed like an ... interesting ... experience you had there.

BTW, the other day, the DC poster I had sent to you in July (I think) was returned to me. It said "No reclamado/a" on the label. :o( Do you want me to send it again to you some time? Just let me know.

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amnoturmonkey November 27 2008, 22:35:25 UTC
the hell? I got mail from you that time. It wasn't a big poster but had a DC program. Or mag. I'm not sure, it's been a while, but it was something from DC so I assumed that was the package you had sent before, but I *always* pick my packages. If it says it wasn't picked up from the post office then it's because they didn't notify me. Oh gotta love the mail, goshdarnit, useless bunch of people, I swear I never got a notification for it, dude, I don't ignore my mail.
If it isn't too much trouble could you send it again my way? Please? ;___; I'll go kick their asses if they don't notify me this time. Actually, I think they have done this before, I made a deal with Matt for some DVDs and they never got here, I'm gonna write him and ask him if he got them back with that same "not picked up" shit. ARGH *hates post office workers*
I'm sorry.

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kiwirazzi November 28 2008, 12:54:43 UTC
Yeah, I sent several stuff your way during the summer, including that DC book signed by Nando and Your Mopguy. Heh. And then I sent a nice poster-tube with the DC poster from the Germany-Spain tie. I know Kim got hers after it had circumnavigated the globe approximately fifty times. =P Stupid mail, really. *narf*

Okay, I'll send it to you again, it's no problem. I just have to peel off all the lables and all. I'll let you know when it leaves the post office. :o)

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amnoturmonkey November 28 2008, 16:58:51 UTC
Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu TT_________TT

It's weird because mail here doesn't normally gives troubles, but I think the things that got sent to me around that time got either lost in limbo or eaten by the delivery guys. A package that Kim sent took something like four times the normal delivery time in getting here.

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LOL call 911 he's totally gushing blood there watercolourblue November 27 2008, 22:05:21 UTC
I say go for it! I'll go tell J2 to tell J1 to get over there and warm up your cold ass with his warm giant hands...brb

I say you've totally earned the right to laugh at the newbies. TOTALLY! You've put in your battle wounds, Corpral.

I have cold pie. But it's pumpkin and it's really good. Does that count? *shares half with you*

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It looks like the grand canyon from here, yep amnoturmonkey November 27 2008, 22:48:01 UTC
My god, you saw the vid, he was all dramatic about it. For that!? IT'S RIDICULOUSLY TINY!!! XD
Gotta love me some 6'5 manly man who can totally take a beating, yessire *facepalms* Ilovehim

YEAH I'M HARD CORE

I. I. I hadn't even thought about his gigantic hands warming up my bare, frozen ass. omg keel me nao. Don't make me think about the size difference, oooh, don't make me!!! he could fit one cheek on each hand with space to spare even with a fat ass like mine *keybashes and dies*

And you're evil. You're so evil. Making me think of how he must smell. And his hair. You know we're gonna find out. oooohgod, I'm gonna puke at that photo op, I swear, I'm gonna need drugs to survive that without making a complete ass of myself *laughs hysterically*

I WANT PIE. Cold's ok, I've never have pumpkin pie before, dude. We have no Thanks Giving so, not pumpkin pie. Thanks for sharing you pie with me XD

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he'll be permanently scarred! watercolourblue November 28 2008, 00:15:21 UTC
I have a feeling you'll be the one rescuing spiders in this relationship. ;)

Making me think of how he must smell. And his hair.

*whistles* I'll try and purposely remember all those details just in case you faint or something, and I can wave a bottle of coconut shampoo under your nose after and go "remember?! REMEMBER?" :DD heeeeeeee Noooooooooo you'll be fine. Juuuuuuust fine. It's a whole what...like...ninety days away. 0.0 WHAT!?

0.0 no pumpkin?! Well, I will be remedying that fact, yes indeed.

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He can brag about being tough with his scars now, and all amnoturmonkey November 28 2008, 16:55:24 UTC
NO I WON'T BE FINE!!! DUDE!!! I'LL BE *TOUCHING* HIM. I'M TOTALLY EITHER GONNA FAINT, BARF ON HIS SHOES OR GO INTO A PANIC ATTACK.
Just, please, do take close ups of his gorgeous scarface face to show me later when I'm conscious again :3

Mmmmm, I should ask him what aftershave he uses. So I can buy it and creepily perv on it with my olfactory memory. I wanna ask him how he likes his coffee. But I wanna ask him if he plays anything else besides the guitar as well. The fans are gonna punch me off the Q/A line ;___;

90 DAYS!? THAT'S PRACTICALLY TOMORROW!!! *BARFS*

Pumpkin pie! XD Oh god, I'm not gonna wanna leave your house after this, there is real danger of me becoming an illegal alien.

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nastasie November 27 2008, 22:48:04 UTC
Ok, I enjoyed reading your description of being toppled by ze doggies immensely. In fact, I have enjoyed this post more than most fics I have read recently. :-P

And ha, pretty boy going all "look at me, I haz boo-boo!", lolz.

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amnoturmonkey November 27 2008, 23:02:13 UTC
You know I iz awesome writer, yes, I iz :B

I swear, if I could gather in a book all the stories I've lived in that shelter... it makes for some good rl comedy/drama. Just. It's all about dogs XD
And me going porno when you least expect it.

Dude, I've totally given up on tennis fic. With exceptions delivered to my email, I just... just, no *covers eyes*

Oh gosh, pretty boy is so totally stupid and ridiculous, he's like 6'4 and over 200 pounds of muscle and he's just... so ludicrously goofy and, GAY, he was flipping out at having "cut his head open", just, ohgawd, he makes me laugh lots at him and he's an idiot and I hate him. Can you feel my hate?

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nastasie November 28 2008, 00:03:37 UTC
You totes iz, dood.

Well, from what I've seen so far, I'm sure it *would* make some good comedy/drama. And if you go porno when one least expects it, so much the better! :-P

Oh, I'm not even talking about tennis fic, which I don't read anymore either (not if depends on me going through the trouble of visiting TS), it's just that I've been nosing around in the House/Wilson comms, and bleh...(or maybe it's because House itself sucks atm). The Remus/Sirius fandom hasn't been producing either. So I've been pretty much slashless lately. And I would love to find a new fandom to write in, but no luck.

I wish I liked Supernatural - the boys are pretty enough - or Torchwood (hello, full-on gay text for a change?), but I am a grumpy bitch, apparently.

I've half a mind to write some Rosencrantz/Guildenstern fluff, though I really don't think I should. :-P

Oh, I can feel your hate. It is so hateful. :-PPP (And it's funny because since I don't watch the show, he's always Dean from Gilmore Girls in my head. He was actually my favourite Roryboy

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amnoturmonkey November 28 2008, 16:48:23 UTC
Oh gosh, I've totally pulled the plug on House after the first two episodes of S5 XP Do not want. And if isn't H/W I'm not really interested in anything else the fandom has to offer. Ooooooooh Torchwood. I wish I was into that one. I mean, the lead character is pansexual. *Pansexual* He'd fuck anything remotely fuckable, with no second thoughts about its gender, race, species or galaxy, how's that for awesome? XD And Supernatural is a stupid show. If it weren't for the stupid, stupid sizzling chemistry of these two together (and the one-liners, which are hilarious) I wouldn't have watched the episode that sunk me in, hook, line and sinker. Dude, they live together in rl, THEY LIVE TOGETHER, how's that for a shiny tinhat!?!?!?

I've half a mind to write some Rosencrantz/Guildenstern fluff, though I really don't think I should. :-P

WRITE IT!!! PLEASE! OH PLEASE!!!

Of course, Dean Forester. I never got into GG. I wish I had, now! Kim's sending me season 4. Boy, did he grow up.

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diner November 28 2008, 09:24:39 UTC
I ate some chocolate silk pie and some punkin pie, I'll mail the rest to you!

Oh lordy, you're brave to work with all those crazyass doggies. I have a hard enough time just visiting my dad and having his two dogs trip me up all the freaking time.

"Freedom for the dangly bits!" LMAO

OH JARED. He's so cute.

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amnoturmonkey November 28 2008, 16:35:11 UTC
YAY PIE!!!

Sometimes I do think I have something wrong in the head, working there. It's a job that... well... OH! Have you seen Ten Inch Hero? Well, the "workers wanted" ad for our shelter should read just that: Normal people need no apply.

I swear, if it weren't so damn cold I'd go to the street and burn all my panties, yes, the dangly bits want to see the world, they want adventure, they want cup-pies!

Jared's a cry baby idjet.

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diner November 28 2008, 18:39:17 UTC
Oh man, maybe I should try commando sometime soon! And it's not that cold here, sooooo

LOL

Jared can cry on my shoulder, it's all good.

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