Ow

[amnesic_emu]

Things not to do when you have a sty:

1) CHOP FREAKIN' ONIONS!!

Much owwie involved.

Hopefully the plethora of tears has washed away some of the yuckiness.

Comments

[the_nita]

Oh, sweetie.

Take care.

[amnesic_emu]

Here's hoping it was more therapeudic and not an irritant making the situation worse. Good news is, it feels better now.

[kragars_shadow]

So would regular onions hurt as much as the freakin' variety?

[amnesic_emu]

No. Not in the least. Regular onions don't make your eyes burst into watery flames when you cut into them. They just take it. They're good like that. Freakin' onions are full of sulphuric acidy goodness, like little grenades waiting to explode your eyeballs into a world of pain.

That being said, I think a good cry was good for the sty.

And why, oh why, do "sty", "cry" and "eye" rhyme? Me oh my.

other owwies

[anonymous]

Is it just me or are the knives in China sharper? I cut myself and it seemed to hurt more...

Hey chickie
luv
Robyn