I'm almost done

[ammichaels]

I'm printing my novel out today! Well, actually Sarah is doing it at her office. (Don't tell anyone at Fox.) I am so excited about the idea of actually holding 300 pages in my hands

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[literaticat]

Because it is out of context, I imagined them as Patsy and Edina. It made me laugh.

Of course I still laugh at "Uranus", too.

[ammichaels]

Now that is a high compliment.

[ammichaels]

I have always used the expression Catholic sex. I don't know where it came from. Pope sex I stole from my friend, Jen. Actually that whole scene was real dialogue between me and Jen. She is hilarous.

I just looked up "pope sex" and "Catholic sex" on wordspy.com, urbandictionary.com, and pseudodictionary.com. None of them have either one -- so I just submitted them on pseudodictionary.com. (Pseudodictionary.com is my favorite. Urbandictionary.com is not very well edited so you have to trudge through a tremendous amount of bad entries.)

[ammichaels]

Sorry, what I meant to say is that is dialogue adapted from a real conversation between Jen and me. She taught me pope sex. I mean! She taught me the PHRASE pope sex.

YAHOO

[tantric_tea]

That bit of news just made my day! CONGRATS!

Re: YAHOO

[tantric_tea]

The news that you finished off your novel, not that Jen taught you pope sex.

[jeffreality]

I think I prefer the first draft, before you decided to make it a chick-lit book:

"We didn't do it. We just had pope sex."

"What's pope sex?" Annie asked.

"You know, sex with the Pope."

"Who, Benedict? I hear he's *real* freaky in the sack."

[kenharvill]

So proud of you, AM! Congratulations. When do I get to read the manuscript? I want to read all about your experiences having sex with Jen and the Pope.

Now I’m off to work on my own masterpiece: a fascinating tale about industrial adhesives for sealing electromechanical components. It’s a page-turner!