daughter of the sea, oregano's first cousin- cook, your blood is quick as the soil;

[inuyashacooks]

title: Kiss the Cook
characters/pairings: Spain, Romano, Germany, Italy; Spain/Romano, slight Germany/Italy
rating: PG-13
summary: One day, a hungry Lovino turns up at Antonio’s house expecting to be fed. When it turns out that Antonio forgot to buy two key ingredients, lunch turns into a messy cooking lesson full of fail. [written for tanya_tsuki for the sparo_xchange.]

Comments

[charliechick117]

I live in Idaho in the US and we get TONS of crap because we grow potatoes and it's what we're most famous for. I can totally relate to Ludwig here.

Lovino is cute when he's angry. <3

[inuyashacooks]

aha, he is, isn't he? :D sometimes I can see why Spain likes him. sometimes.

ah, really? D: it's like when people expect Nebraskans to know everything about corn XD

[kaizykat]

I want to try patatas alioli now. It sounds so good. -drools-

This was really cute. Lovino is such as brat. XD

Also, I just want to let you know you forgot the ñ in Señores.

[inuyashacooks]

ah yeah i know about the tilda, i was just...lazy about the accent mark XD but thank you for pointing that out.

and thanks for reviewing! ;D

[tanya_tsuki]

Still love it, thank you <3

[inuyashacooks]

;DDD thank you! (waha that icon XD)

[tupelo_thief]

“Where can I locate a bowl?” - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH AND I LOLED FOREVER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

“I’ll make sure he does it right. You get back to work, lazy-ass. Do I have to do everything for you assholes?”
“You’re not doing anything,” Ludwig pointed out.
“Wh-what! Did I ask you to talk? Get back to the garlic, slave,” Lovino said. - WINWINWINWINWIN

“sigue,” he sang, like cheering them on, “you can do it, Senores!” “Shut up.” - AHAHAHAHAHAHH XDDDDDD I THINK IMMA STEAL THIS AND USE IT FOR VASH, IF YOU DONT MIND

"positively skipping as he emptied the pan" - you write spain so well its a little terrifying XD

"because Antonio must be a fucking witch or something if he could make potatoes taste good- because Antonio had caused him to cheat on tomatoes and he had enjoyed it- and, finally (he couldn’t tell if this was the worst part), because he’d probably be wearing a sandwich sign that said “Besos Gratis” for the next month-" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDD

WELL, I JUST LOVED IT XDDDDDDDDDDD B|

GRACIAZ :D

[inuyashacooks]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THEY ARE ALL SO RETARDED. ITS A JOY TO WRITE THEM *SNIFF*

HAHAHAHAHAH GO AHEAD i wouldnt mind XDDD oh, vash *fabulous handwaev*

de nada

[tupelo_thief]

XD thanks for letting me steal. as a fellow shiv-wielding puerto rican i knew youd understand B|

itd go like this - kasia wud be over at the house bc vash was like "ill cook dinner yay!" and so she helps out (bc she likes to cook and altho vash is good at cooking, he is also himself, and needs supervision). and thisll happen:
kasia: *dicing tomatoes* *cuts herself* "ouch!"
vash: *screams* *drops gumbo pot* "AHHHHHH WHAT HAPPENED!?" *rushes over* "*gaaaaaaaaasp* que pobrecita!"
axel: *facepalm*

[demonchick25]

I nearly exploded from cuteness XD

great story^^

[inuyashacooks]

haha, glad you didn't XD

thank you! :D