In a timeline not so different from ours...

[amezuki]

President Barack Obama: My fellow Americans, it is my distinct pleasure to announce that thanks to increased public funding, researchers have discovered a cure for cancer, which has been approved by the FDA. I call on Congress to fast-track legislation that will approve funds to provide this cure to every American that suffers from this cruel and

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[klicrai]

I am so re-posting this. Brilliant! :-D

[postconditional]

All Detractors: (The only way we'll get more Republicans elected again is to attack everything Obama and find something that will stick!)

[slutdiary]

Stolen and reposted elsewhere.