All right, getting that first drabble idea out of my head. I want to continue it more, but for now I'll end it here. Featuring Ratchet and Sari. Edit: Now with title! "Child Resistant"
Poor Ratchet. I want to give him a hug. But he wouldn't like that, the lovable old crotchety bot. (As l_shades would call him: Senor Crankypants!) So I'll just give Sari a cuddle instead. **cuddle!**
Also, this is so very, very wrong, but Bumblebee stretching Sari's name out reminded me of a bit from Bill Cosby's book "Fatherhood," wherein he explains the best way to name a child is to start with a syllable you can stretch out and then end with a vowel...
For example, if your child were named Winnou, you could linger on the "Winn" for a long time and then finish up strong with the "oooo." You could get past more than two sewers with that name: you could get a couple of blocks.
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Also, this is so very, very wrong, but Bumblebee stretching Sari's name out reminded me of a bit from Bill Cosby's book "Fatherhood," wherein he explains the best way to name a child is to start with a syllable you can stretch out and then end with a vowel...
For example, if your child were named Winnou, you could linger on the "Winn" for a long time and then finish up strong with the "oooo." You could get past more than two sewers with that name: you could get a couple of blocks.
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"Someone get this human OFF my leg, NOW!" XD XD
... reminded me of a bit from Bill Cosby's book "Fatherhood,"
WIN! =D
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and since newsy891 ain't huggin' Ratchet, I will.
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"Someone get this human OFF my leg, NOW!" ;D XD
I'll call it an occupational hazard of my fantardness.
Ah, our dedication to our bots. :]
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