STARRING @AMERICNXIDIOT, A COCKROACH, AND ALLCAPS

[americnxidiot]

The following tweets and events actually happened. I'm laughing my ass off now that the ~drama is over, so here. A non-dramatic, but dramatic enough in and of itself) retelling of my evening

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AN EVENING IN THE LIFE OF RACHEL
AKA. WHY 

Comments

[americnxidiot]

hahaha if i could have let it escape, i would have. it just wasn't possible without me possibly having to touch it D:

rip. cockroach.

you were gross.

[lifeisnutty]

hahaha well that is an awesome story for my break from homework :)

[americnxidiot]

lolll glad I could help.

[nej_88]

I went to an all girls catholic school and one day a roach got into the classroom and the nun smash it dead with the bible.

So if Sister Janet can do it, im pretty sure you can too
haha

:D

[americnxidiot]

I'm fist bumping Sister Janet in spirit, rn.

[jesslikescoffee]

this made me lol so hard.

you are a brave soldier. i would have been shaking and crying.

[americnxidiot]

hahah I think my mom thought I was having a panic attack when I called her, but I was really just squealing a lot and standing on the armrest of my couch.

[emavalexis]

lolol

Cockroaches are so fucking disturbing.

(and in response to your Twitter mention, you get the icon. hehehehee)

[americnxidiot]

they are. they're so fast, and i've never seen one that was that big and that alive before.

(and you get an icon back :P)