Comments | american_arcane: Yes! I want better serx!

american_arcane

Yes! I want better serx!

Sep 21, 2006 20:36

The actual first paragraph of some SPAM:
Even if you have no erectin problems SOFT CIABLIS
would help you to make BETTER SERX MORE OFTEN!
and to bring unimagnable plesure to her.
Really... who buys things from these people ( Read more... )

spam, humor

Comments 4

devil_panda September 22 2006, 01:20:19 UTC

I like to pretend sometimes that my email spam is a chinese fortune or maybe a message from God. I don't know what unimagnable plesure is but I want to find out!

akilika September 22 2006, 03:26:44 UTC

Unimagnable must mean that it can't be made bigger . . . not sure about the other word, though.

papercuppie September 22 2006, 14:00:05 UTC

No, no... imagnable would mean it can't be made bigger. Unimagnable means it will always be able to be made bigger.

predigested September 22 2006, 04:21:02 UTC

The next spam filter to be implemented should be one with a spell-check built in. If more than three words in a message are misspelled, it's trashed.

Not only would I receive no spam, but the junk I get from customers and friends with repellent typos would be deep-sixed. It'd be a win-win situation!