The little things in life...

[amegoddess]

Austin drivers are trying to kill me. There's only two types of drivers here, the slower then slow ones "OMG caution" and the "Oh my god my ass is on fire! Rah Rah Rah!! I'm invincible!" drivers. Oh and the "I take a corner so slow that I hope you'll rear end my car and I can collect insurance and make you just as miserable as I am" people but they

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[ahsha]

Zero Punctuation has yet to not make me laugh during a review. Even if it's just at the visuals.

[amegoddess]

It amuses me. Heh, what can I say? =D

[ahsha]

Well he tells it like it is. Rather than trying to 'sell' you the game, like most all reviews in magazines and gaming websites do.

As long as he stays funny, I'll keep watching ^^

[jmtimages]

Driving in Austin is sooooooo much fun, ne?? Makes one want to legalize hangings again...lol!

[amegoddess]

LOL, it's okay if you drive like a crazy monkey as well. But your still driving like a crazy monkey. They should make a driving game for Austin. Stay out of the middle lane!!! That's where all the slow people are. Not the "slow" lane oh no but instead the middle lane. Wheeee. =D

-Diana

[jmtimages]

...and the middle lane is even MORE FUN to drive in ever since the legislature banned truckers from the left lane, so now they camp out in the middle lane with all the crazy monkeys. No wonder car repair shops are so crowded these days, you have to make a reservation....

[amegoddess]

It does make driving in the fast lane nicer but yeah the middle lane is fubar. >_< Nargh, car repairs.

-Diana

[la_bien_rose]

AUGHHHH I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT SHIT IN THE LANE THAT IS ENDING SOON

AUGGGGGGHHHHHH

-a resident of Fort Worth

[amegoddess]

LOL, and I didn't even mention the assholes in trucks that try to past you in the right hand lane on a two lane highway because you didn't get over fast enough after passing some slow fucker in the right hand lane. But see, once you get past that one slow guy there's another slow guy so you stay in the left lane. But you're just not going fast enough for the asshole behind you who's tailgating so he tries to pass you on the right so he can play a game a chicken and slide between you and the slow fucker now in front of him in the right lane, THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO PASS. Grumble, grumble, grumble...

I like to speed up and box them in. =/ Yay! Texas! =D

-Diana

[la_bien_rose]

We have developed the same strategies! People passing in the right hand lane IT MAKES ME SO MAD especially if I am in the middle lane and there is NO ONE in the far-left lane. People do that! UGH. Do other states just not have these problems?

[amegoddess]

I end up passing people on the right only because I'm always in that lane so that other assholes don't pass me on the right. But yeah I wish the slow people would actually BE in the slow lane instead of the middle lane.

LOL, I don't know if other states have the same trouble, so far only Texas people have replied to this post. Snicker.

-Diana