I hate CSI

[ambereyeslupus]

I absolutely hate CSI. Almost as much as Mythbusters, and for the same reason - it's pseudo-science. Yes, Mythbusters is pseudo-science edu-tainment.

So imagine my delight in seeing a seven minute compilation of David Caruso's opening one-liners in CSI: MiamiYou think he wears those sunglasses to bed? Showers with them on? There is no way he

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[ambereyeslupus]

I get too pissed off at their un-thorough science to enjoy the wacky shit. My favorite example of this was a viewer wondering if a sinking ship would pull you down into it as it sunk. Obviously, there are about four hundred different things affecting this, like ship size, sinking speed, hell even the salinity of the water will affect how buoyant things are in it. They decide to sink an old rotting tug boat and see if the two of them feel any "pull" as it sinks. Keep in mind this is a controlled sinking in a harbor.

How in the hell are you supposed to get any actual science from this? I'm sitting here going "Take the fucking beret off you bald-headed idiot, and do some actual science. Jamie, quit crossing your eyes and putting your clipboard on your head like a hat. Science, you god damn idiots, science."

And excellent that you are coming back to Cinci for a while. Please drop me an email sir, and I will send my addy and phone number so you can track me down.

-AmberEyes