The only reason that boat is still afloat is because Jack Bauer doesn't feel like swimming to China

Jan 04, 2007 19:55


*can still hear the ovaries of flist members exploding* GUH. /gushing over you know what. There really isn't much I could add.

So. New Office tonight. New 30 Rock and new Ugly Betty. I'm tired and I've had a long day, so I might start watching My Name Is Earl as well because I can never have too many new shows that confuse me, the eternal TV n00b.

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foxylovesme January 5 2007, 01:31:02 UTC
*can still hear the ovaries of flist members exploding*

LMAO!!! You know your flisters too well.♥

And gooooo Kiefer...can't wait! :)

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amantium_irae January 5 2007, 02:05:22 UTC
LMAO!!! You know your flisters too well.

My flist is full of Jack!whores and that's just the way I like it. OMG!HE'S NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!!! I love slutty!Jack ;)

Kiefer himself I don't find that attractive, but his voice drives me crazy and I would jump Jack Bauer's bones, if only as a one night stand. My heart still belongs to the other Jack. ;D

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_milz_ January 5 2007, 03:08:28 UTC
OOO slutty Jack. He so owns me. OWNS ME!
*spank*

OOO Kiefer, you crazy bastard you. I've heard he's a harcore party animal and that makes him that much hotter. Oh, and his voice is extra sexy. :P

But JACK...oh gawd. I thought I did see some undies when he lifted the sheet up, but fuck, if he isn't, I'll be happy to know that too. HEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee.

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amantium_irae January 5 2007, 03:20:58 UTC
I thought I did see some undies when he lifted the sheet up, but fuck, if he isn't, I'll be happy to know that too. HEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

There is photographic evidence in your LJ now ;)

OOO Kiefer, you crazy bastard you. I've heard he's a harcore party animal and that makes him that much hotter. Oh, and his voice is extra sexy. :P

You need to read the previous post. NOW. Go! :p

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amantium_irae January 5 2007, 03:59:41 UTC
*bowsdown*

I'm glad John Stewart approves. I can't say I'm terribly interested in most of them, other than The Office. The Office has got its claws into me irrevocably.

dislocated his shoulder while towel-drying his hair.

LOL! Kiefer fought a Christmas tree while drunk and it was all caught on tape. Immediately afterwards, he got three more years as Jack Bauer. I bet Michelle Rodriguez was tiked off. :D

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Re: Jon says hi amantium_irae January 5 2007, 04:20:39 UTC
Waves back!

A scary predicament, considering my summer obsession with all things LOST.

Been there, done that. Got the rants to prove it. It's not that it's fallen from grace, it's how FAST it's fallen.

LOL. I have no idea where or how to find it, but I bet someone has it on YouTube.

Boo, hiss. [/lack of Ana-Lucia love]

I think I tried so hard to like her, because everyone else hated her and I felt some ppl hated her for things they admired in Sawyer, but anyway... I just automatically thought of MR when I read that about Kiefer.

PS: I'm gonna rewatch GA from the start when they rerun it on Lifetime. It probably won't become an obsession but it's enjoyable and that's all that matters. I'm not seeking enlightment or anything.

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blackwildhorses January 5 2007, 03:51:43 UTC
"*can still hear the ovaries of flist members exploding* GUH. /gushing over you know what. There really isn't much I could add."
*big grin*

"LOL... Injuries sutstained while partying??? Was that a mutant Christmas tree? Did it strike back? Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?"
*falls out of chair laughing*
I know I am late but what is the deal w/ the Christmas tree.

"And he may be the only thing standing between us and a Clooney presidency. :p"
*shudders*

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amantium_irae January 5 2007, 03:57:23 UTC
I know I am late but what is the deal w/ the Christmas tree.

Everybody knows Kiefer is the crazy-drunk type who parties like an animal, takes his pants off in clubs, etc. But... the Christmas tree incident is legendary. He was drunk and apparently he got into a fight with one as he was leaving a club. See my Bio for clarification. :D

*shudders*

NO. Jack Bauer will save us. Can you imagine that campaign?

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blackwildhorses January 5 2007, 04:01:51 UTC
Wow, I missed that. How is that possible?!?

Jack will save us because he would NEVER let that happen.

BTW, Flyer posted something a couple of minutes ago (on the JC) saying that people were hounding the producers on LOST to include more "steamy scenes of the steamy doctor getting busy." Too bad it didn't start earlier.

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crickets January 5 2007, 04:08:55 UTC
LMAO. Your 24 > LOST rants are fucking hilarious. Keifer is hot shit.

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amantium_irae January 5 2007, 04:30:01 UTC
Thank you! *bowsdown*

To me, Jack Bauer is hot shit, moreso than Kiefer, and 24 PWNS Lost so, so, SO very much, it makes me angry.

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