No, you won't, but you can blame it on the baby!! I always did. Unfortunatley, pregnancy is NOT all that pretty and the things that come out of every orifice of your body are just, well, not very lady like. Any time I belched or farted I said, "Baby made me do it. Contents under pressure."
I want to recommend that you get "What to Expect When You're Expecting" and have it on hand ONLY as a reference. Do NOT read it because it will make you paranoid. Instead, read "The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy" which will tell you all about all the gross stuff that will go on while you are pregnant, stuff you NEVER thought to ask about or even fathomed. Both can most likely be found in abundance at Half Price.
And, I am ALWAYS happy to answer questions or talk to you about anything going on with your pregnancy. Don't be embarassed to ask, even if its about the pubic hair that's grown down to your knees ; )
My tummy is just so bloated at the end of the day that it already looks like I'm showing. I totally figured out the book thing the hard way by reading before I went to the doctor. So, I freaked out about etopic pregnancies and crap. And my pubic hair has grown to my knees since I was fourteen...Stu says it's hot that way.
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I want to recommend that you get "What to Expect When You're Expecting" and have it on hand ONLY as a reference. Do NOT read it because it will make you paranoid. Instead, read "The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy" which will tell you all about all the gross stuff that will go on while you are pregnant, stuff you NEVER thought to ask about or even fathomed. Both can most likely be found in abundance at Half Price.
And, I am ALWAYS happy to answer questions or talk to you about anything going on with your pregnancy. Don't be embarassed to ask, even if its about the pubic hair that's grown down to your knees ; )
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I totally figured out the book thing the hard way by reading before I went to the doctor. So, I freaked out about etopic pregnancies and crap.
And my pubic hair has grown to my knees since I was fourteen...Stu says it's hot that way.
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But I have heard of people going into labor after sneezing too hard.
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