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amand_r

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Dec 01, 2010 11:15

( DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME? WHEN WE DID MPREG? DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME? *CROTCH GRAB* WOOOO! )

i blame crue, torchwood, wip amnesty

Comments 36

darthhellokitty December 1 2010, 22:11:37 UTC

Oh, Jack! Fishing Ianto's sperm out of the toilet! IT'S TRUE LOVE!

amand_r December 2 2010, 01:42:46 UTC

IMAGINE EXPLAINING TO YOUR OFFSPRING HOW THEY WERE MADE.

"YOU SEE IANTOYA, WHEN TWO MEN GET IT ON A LOT AND ONE OF THEM SHITS OUT THE OTHER'S SPUNK INTO THE LOO..."

blue_fjords December 2 2010, 01:56:47 UTC

Wowzers. Yeah, this was funny! I loffed. Especially b/c my grandmother and sister-in-law both informed me that they have (more than once) used their bare hands to fish stuff out of the toilet and / or unclog a toilet. I almost hurled. Jack used a ladle. That is much more civilized.

amand_r December 2 2010, 01:58:41 UTC

HAAAHAHAHA I HAVE USED MY HAND.

I cannot tell you how many times Tianyu dropped his pager in the toilet.

canaana December 2 2010, 02:17:53 UTC

Ow. I think you broke my brain.

Also, awesome ending line is awesome. :-)

amand_r December 2 2010, 03:00:29 UTC

HAAAHAHAHAH I LOL. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A MUCH LONGER FIC. HAAAHAHAAAHAHA. THANKS.

eldarwannabe December 2 2010, 02:18:36 UTC

JACK WILL MAKE THEM ALL POSE IN COSTUME. GWEN CAN COME TOO. PLENTY OF ROLES TO GO AROUND.

SHEEP. THAT IS ALL.

amand_r December 2 2010, 03:01:28 UTC

GWEN GETS TO BE THE HEAD WISE PERSON.

mcparrot December 2 2010, 10:20:11 UTC

Jack is a naughty boy, but they are awesome.
Hahahahahahaha

More pls more. Never seen an Mpreg where Jack actually plans it. They're always by mistake.