Fic: Bring out your dead (Jack/Ianto, NC-17)

[amand_r]

Title: Bring out your dead
Author: amand_r
Recipient: _lullabelle_
Book: The Undertaker's Gift, with mentions of Pack Animals
Characters: Ianto/Jack, peripheral Gwenny
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 3,000 approx
A/N: Thanks to heddychaa and neifile7 for looking at it with beta eyeballz JESUS!, and to cruentum for organizing and hosting the exchange taking one for the team and volunteering to have

Comments

[pocky_slash]

I haven't read this particular book, but I think the underlying meaning and relationships here are so intrinsically them that it doesn't matter. Oh, Ianto. I want to smack him upside the head and also pet him.

[amand_r]

Yeah, I wanted to be sure that it was something you could like even if you hadn't read the book. Thank you!

[heddychaa]

This fic is so great bb, although the Keep Calm part is still my absolute favourite, how it starts out witty but ends up just becoming unhinged.

[amand_r]

Awwwww, KEEP CALM AND EJACULATE ON HER FACE.

[neifile7]

COME LOUDLY AND THRUST VIOLENTLY.

I want electric sex on a washer. And chips with sauce ketchup for afters. Love this. Maddest meditation on mortality of the week, even with excess salt. :)

[51stcenturyfox]

This story is made of complete awesome.

'That's more like it. Subordinate insubordination.'

:D

I've often wondered why Jack wouldn't off himself to save on a painful convalescence. I DMIT THAT I WOULD!

[amand_r]

I know! I was like, "why are you wheeling about with that shredded leg?"

[51stcenturyfox]

If I were immortal, I'd be like, "yo, Mandr. Shoot a pal in the chest, hey?"

It just makes sense!

[amand_r]

If you are ever immortal, foxy, I will totally shoot you in the chest.

[solsticezero]

Completely fantastic. :D As always. I loved the "Keep Calm and Carry On" thing. And also "I'm Torchwood" coming to mean the equivalent of "I'm Batman". Brilliant.

[amand_r]

YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT: I'M TORCHWOOD.

Everyone loves the keep calm thing. LOL

[earthly_gnome]

Current Location: BURGER KING BATHROOM

Are you getting busy?

[amand_r]

I did once.